Genre: Erotic Romantic Comedy
Release Date: January 8, 2016
She wants him to squeeze her melons . . .
He wants her to hold his wood . . .
Max is the sole reason Breezy can’t keep a boyfriend. Every boyfriend she has ever had breaks up with her the moment they meet him. It’s not because of his eight-pack, or his panty shredding smile, no, the reason Breezy remains single is because Max is her best friend and also her roommate.
When Breezy’s new boyfriend dumps her after meeting Max for the first time, Breezy is determined to cure her boyfriend woes by challenging Max to a bet after a night of drunken dancing: she can’t click her mouse, he can’t wrestle his snake, and neither one can say the word sex or they lose. It was a simple game of abstinence, until Max decides to tempt Breezy into a hilarious game of innuendos. Now the only thing harder than Max’s “wood”, is figuring out just where their friendship lies after all bets are off.
One thing’s for certain . . . All’s fair in sex, love, and Innuendos.
BLP Review – Tracy
I was intrigued when I read the blurb for Innuendos so when I got the opportunity to read an ARC I jumped at the chance – and I’m so glad that I did!!! Started it late evening and read pretty much through the night as I was enjoying the story so much!
Bree and Max have been best friends since high school and are now flatmates. They have a fantastic relationship and are there for each other no matter what.
Max is most definitely my new favourite book boyfriends – he was hot, sexy (yeah, I did have to overlook his – totally warranted – manwhore status!! – but that was explained!!) he was attentive, thoughtful, caring and very funny!! Totally understood why he was Bree’s best friend!!
Bree was totally suited to her bestie – she just couldn’t see him in that light. Too afraid that doing more than flirt with him would ruin their friendship regardless of how attracted she is to him. Her desire to be in a lasting relationship always falls at the hurdle where her latest flame meets Max (he seems to bring out the bf’s insecurities, amongst other things). After her latest breakup – yep, you guessed it, ‘cos of her hottie flatmate – they come up with a ‘no sex’ challenge. Double entendres and innuendos are all grand – they just can’t directly mention or have sex (with each other or anyone else!). I honestly haven’t laughed so much reading a book in quite some time. The comments came thick and fast (yeah, that was totally intended!! 😉 ) and Bree gave Max back as good as she got (is that another one?!?!) 😀
There’s a lot more to the story that I’m not gonna tell you, that you need to read yourself!
Supporting characters were really entertaining – especially loved Maggie and her beau. Can’t wait for more in this series!
If you enjoy a great laugh out loud read with a good storyline, go 1-C yourself a copy of Innuendos and settle in for the duration – I promise you, you won’t want to put your eReader down once you get started on this fabulous book!!!
If you enjoy the books of Tara Sivec and/or Alice Clayton, Max & Bree’s story will be up there on your list of faves I’m sure..
I rate Innuendos 5 gloriously funny stars – *****
ARC received in exchange for an honest review. Enjoyed it so much I’ve also bought my own copy!
#1
“Did you touch my panties?” she accuses.
“Excuse me?” I ask innocently.
“My panties did you touch them?”
This couldn’t go more perfectly than if she was a dummy and I was a ventriloquist. “I’m still not following. I usually ask permission before fondling undergarments.”
“You’re incorrigible, I’m serious, Max. Did you touch my panties?”
“How were your panties touched?”
“You know exactly how they were touched, because you were the one touching them.”
“It would help if you were a little more specific on how I touched your panties.”
“You shoved them to the side.”
“I did?” It’s so hard not to laugh.
“You shoved them to the side and stuck your penis in between them.”
Now I’m giggling. This is going perfectly. “I think I would remember if I shoved your panties to the side and stuck my penis anywhere.”
Obviously she’s too sleepy to get the hilarity of this conversation because her face is angry red. She stomps back into her room and comes back out with the bright green dildo I left in her drawer.
“See I have your penis in my hands! You stuck it my drawer after shoving my panties to the side.”
Now I’m laughing hysterically.
“What?” she asks angrily. “You have no idea how hot this conversation is, do you?”
Finally, she wakes up. “You just won’t stop will you?”
“Stop what?”
“Trying to win the bet. You’ve gone to the dark side, Max. This bet has made you officially lose it.”
“How so?”
“You’ve resorted to touching my panties.”
I grin. “Well, if I have to resort to something, touching panties is at the top of my list.”
#2
“Fucking monkey suck nuts, you’re naked!” She screeches covering her eyes.
“How was your day, Dear?” I ask ignoring her.
She peeks through the slats in her fingers. “Put some clothing on. We don’t live in a nudist colony, you exhibitionist!” She’s still yelling, which makes my smile spread.
“I made spaghetti, your favorite.”
“Put some pants on!”
I’m entirely too turned on by her ordering me around like this, and I feel my dick getting hard. Her expression is priceless. “Fuck, its rising. It’s practically waving at me.”
She’s still peeking through her fingers. It’s like when there’s an accident on the freeway. You don’t want to look, but feel compelled to when you pass by. That’s Breezy right now—she’s totally rubber necking my dick.
“I was wondering if you could taste my balls for me.” Oh my god, I could die right now. It’s killing me that I can’t laugh.
Her mouth drops. “I am soooo not sucking on your balls.”
“I need a taster, I’m wondering if they’re too salty.” Focus Max. Do not laugh.
“I’m not tasting your balls, salty or otherwise.” Her eyes drop to my nut sack and I see her briefly lick her lips. This is so working.
V. Kelly grew up in Reno, Nevada, but now lives in Watonga, Oklahoma, with her husband and two beautiful kids. Always a writer, it was only a matter of time before the stories in her head escaped and became available for the world to read. She is a lover of frogs, otters, all things green, reading books about compelling relationships, and spending time with her family.
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