GREETINGS FROM SUGARTOWN (SUGARTOWN #3) BY CARMEN JENNER RELEASE DAY BLITZ AND REVIEW
Title: Greetings from Sugartown (Sugartown #3)
Author: Carmen Jenner
Publisher: Independent
Genre: Contemporary New Adult
Release Date: September 9, 2014
Synopsis:
Life in Sugartown hasn’t always been easy, not for an ex-con like Elijah, and certainly not for Ana, who grew up desperate for a way out.
Meeting Elijah changed all that; Elijah changed a lot of things.
You’d think that after three years together and the worst behind them that life would be a walk in the park, but Sugartown’s sexiest couple may be about to face their biggest obstacles yet. Between failed marriage proposals, a trampy ex-lover and a tempting new biker, Sugartown is suddenly not so sweet.
They’re head-over-heels in love. It should be simple—but it rarely is.
Will they make it down the aisle to the happy ever after they deserve? Or are some relationships just destined to fail?
Intended for an 18+ audience. Contains explicit sex, violence, a crap-tonne of profanity, and naked encounters with disastrous outcomes.
Greetings from Sugartown Excerpts:
I need a drink. I need an antihistamine, but I don’t have time to go rooting around in the cupboard for that shit because Ana’s going to be home any second, and I have orgasms to deliver and a question to pop. I pull the champagne from the ice bucket and pour myself a glass, downing it in one go. I scratch, but the itch just spreads. It’s everywhere. My entire body is breaking out in this fucked up rash and … Jesus Christ, it’s like an inferno in here.
I haul my arse over to the window, throwing it wide and gulping in deep, heavy breaths of cold winter air. That’s when I hear the van’s door slam. I jack-knife from the window and hurry back to the table. I can’t stop scratching. I swear my skin is crawling with fire ants.
“Honey, I’m home,” a voice sing songs from the hall.
Fuck. That’s not Ana.
Before I have time to cover my junk, Jack and Kick are standing in my lounge room. A heartbeat passes, one in which we all just stare at each other like fuckwads, and then the laughter starts. I close my eyes, and squeeze my hands into fists to keep from ball-punching the both of them.
Kick leans towards Jack and whispers, “I think we’ll call him Jeeves.”
“Dude, when I said you could borrow my table I’d kinda pictured you doing something bad arse and kinky with it. Now I just wanna take it back.” Jack walks forward, and brushes his hands lovingly over the leather. “Don’t worry, baby, Daddy’s gonna take you home and put you to good use.”
“Don’t fucking touch it. I went through three cans of disinfectant to get that thing clean. I don’t want your herpes contaminating it again.”
“Herpes? Fuck you, cunt-burger. I’m definitely taking my table back now.”
“Speaking of herpes, what the hell is going on with your skin?” Kick says, eyeing me from head to toe. “It looks like you fucked a leper and your limbs are gonna start falling off.”
REBECCA’S REVIEW
PLEASE ENSURE ALL THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA ARE MET BEFORE YOU EMBARK ON THIS JOURNEY INTO SUGARTOWN FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL COMFORT, SAFETY, SANITY AND SATISFACTION:
- ALCOHOL ~ YOU MAY NEED STRONG AND COPIOUS AMOUNTS
- SLICE OF FAVOURITE PIE WITH EXTRA CREAM ~ SUGARTOWN AND ANA IT’S A RULE
- TISSUES
- LUBE ~ FLAVOURED, TINGLING, WARMING, PICK YOUR POISON
- PINK RABBIT ~ NEW BATTERIES OR RECHARGEABLES RECOMMENDED
- UNINTERRUPTED ME TIME FOR DURATION OF THE BOOK
- PARTNER OF CHOICE AVAILABLE UPON COMPLETION OF BOOK ~ PLUS RABBIT AND LUBE
THIS BOOK CONTAINS EXPLICIT SEX, VIOLENCE, A CRAP-TONNE OF PROFANITY, AND NAKED ENCOUNTERS WITH DISASTROUS OUTCOMES.
READY?
‘GREETINGS FROM SUGARTOWN’ IS LIKE ITS PREDECESSORS, A RAUNCHY RIOT OF A BOOK, HOWEVER, SHE HAS KNOCKED IT OUT THE BALL PARK WITH THIS ONE. FOR A NOVELLA IT HAS PACKED EVERYTHING INTO THE SMALL SPACE (LITERALLY AT POINTS!). EVERY EMOTION UNDER THE SUN, PANTY MELTING SEX, SO MANY FABULOUS, DIRTY, SMART-ASS ONE LINERS THAT I WAS HIGHLIGHTING ON MY KINDLE LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED. IT’S FUNNY AS FUCK, WILL HAVE YOU SNORTING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE MOMENTS AND PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE A “DO NOT READ IN PUBLIC” WARNING ADDED TO THE REST.
“EVERY TIME I SEE HER I WANT TO VAGINA PUNCH HER INTO INFERTILITY “
NOTE TO SELF ~ REMEMBER AND USE THE ABOVE!
THE JOY OF A CARMEN JENNER BOOK IS THAT BENEATH THE SMUT, MUCK, AND LAUGHS SHE DOES SO WELL SHE INTERWEAVES THE POIGNANT, THE SAD AND LEAVES YOU LAUGHING AND CRYING, SOMETIMES ON THE SAME BLOODY PAGE.
“You’d think that after three years together and the worst behind them that life would be a walk in the park, but Sugartown’s sexiest couple may be about to face their biggest obstacles yet.“
ELIJAH AND ANA HAVE MADE IT THROUGH RAPE AND PRISON BUT LIFE IS NEVER SIMPLE AND THEIR HEA IS NOT WITHOUT EVEN MORE HUGE MOMENTS AND DIFFICULTIES. I DETEST SPOILERS IN REVIEWS SO I’M NOT GOING TO GIVE DETAILS…..
ELIJAH FOR ME WAS OUTSTANDING AGAIN IN THIS BOOK. THE QUINTESSENTIAL BAD BOY ~ A TATTOOED BIKER, KINKY, DIRTY TALKING, YET CARING AND PROTECTIVE, DETERMINED TO BE THE MAN ANA DESERVES AND TO HAVE A LIFE FULL OF FAMILY, FUN AND FUCKING. ANA IS THE LIGHT TO HIS DARKNESS AND ALL HE WANTS.
“YOU‘RE ALL I SEE, ANA
YOU‘RE ALL I WANT TO SEE“
BUT WITH A TRAMPY EX-LOVER ON THE SCENE, ANA IS FEELING JEALOUS AND INSECURE CAUSING FRICTION (NOT THE GOOD TYPE!) BETWEEN THEM. ADD IN AN UNEXPECTED ENCOUNTER AND LIFE IS NOT ALL UNICORNS, RAINBOWS AND GLITTER.
“LOOK AT ME,” I WHISPER. HER EYES ARE SAD WHEN SHE OPENS THEM, AND I GIVE HER A SMILE TO MATCH. “I LOVE YOU. AND I‘M GONNA KEEP LOVING YOU, NO MATTER WHAT. A HANDFUL OF ARGUMENTS ISN‘T GOING TO CHANGE THAT, ANA. BUT DON‘T EVER DOUBT ME AGAIN, BECAUSE I WON‘T HESITATE TO PUT YOU OVER MY KNEE AND SPANK YOU.”
THROUGH IT ALL THOUGH, ELIJAH IS SMOKING, DIRTY KINKY HOT!
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?” SHE YELLS. “THOSE ARE TWO THOUSAND THREAD-COUNT EGYPTIAN COTTON SHEETS.”
“DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR BED SHEETS? CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND LIE BACK ON THE BED. I‘M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN.”
“KEEP YOUR PRETTY MOUTH SHUT OR I‘LL BIND THAT TOO. THE ONLY SOUND I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOUR LIPS ARE YOUR SCREAMS WHEN I MAKE YOU COME OVER AND OVER AGAIN.”
SO TO CONCLUDE ~
THE MARRIAGE PROPOSALS ~ WHAT CAN YOU SAY? ONLY IN SUGARTOWN!
HOLLY AND JACKSON ~ WELL IT’S HOLLY AND JACKSON. HYSTERICAL, INAPPROPRIATE, LARGER THAN LIFE AND FABULOUS!
SAMMY AND PEPPER ~ LOVE THEIR INTERACTIONS, NO MATTER THEIR AGE!
ELIJAH AND ANA ~ BEAUTIFUL, BROKEN, FUNNY AND SAD. SPECIAL TOGETHER.
THE MOMENT I SCREAMED NO AT MY KINDLE ~ SHE WOULDN’T, WOULD SHE??
THE EPILOGUE ~ FUCKING EPIC.
AND HAVING READ THE EPILOGUE I WANT ‘NOW LEAVING SUGARTOWN‘ NOW…… IMMEDIATELY…… SHE IS GOING TO ROCK HIS WORLD IS EVERY WAY AND I THINK THEY WILL TURN OUT TO BE MY FAVOURITE COUPLE. YOU ARE A TEASE CARMEN JENNER!!!
SUGARTOWN, I MISSED YOU AND THIS VISIT WAS EVERTHING I COULD WANT. STEAMY, SEXY, KINKY, DIRTY, SWEET, SAD, DRAMACTIC, ANGST RIDDEN AT POINTS AND ULTIMATLEY BEAUTIFUL. IT’S BEEN EMOTIONAL.
UNTIL NEXT TIME…………………………………………
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Sugartown series Purchase Links
Greetings From Sugartown (Sugartown, #3)
Amazon US: http://amzn.com/B00MS7Z38W
iBooks: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id832037721
Kobo: http://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/greetings-from-sugartown
Welcome to Sugartown (Sugartown. #1):
Amazon AUS: http://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B00GEDTWK6
B&N: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/welcome-to-sugartown-carmen-jenner/1117325478?ean=2940148884323
Kobo: http://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/welcome-to-sugartown
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/371143
Enjoy Your Stay (Sugartown, #2)
Barnes & Noble – http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/enjoy-your-stay-carmen-jenner/1118847130?ean=2940149332670
Kobo: http://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/enjoy-your-stay-1
Author Bio:
Carmen Jenner is a thirty-something, USA TODAY Best Selling Author, doctor, pilot and CIA agent.
She’s also a compulsive, flagrant prevaricator who gets to make things up for a living.
While Sugartown may not technically exist, Carmen grew up in a small Australian town just like it, and just like her characters, she always longed for something more. They didn’t have an Elijah Cade, though.
If they did, you can be sure she would have never left.
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Pixies! I adored this review! You girls had me in hysterics! Thank you so much! 🙂
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You’re welcome.
I loved the book as you can tell !
~ Rebecca
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